【Philippines Archives】
The Philippines Archivesin-depth look at Super Smash Bros. Ultimateduring Nintendo's E3 showcase gave the world a hell of a lot to look forward to and at least one huge letdown: Snake's butt.
Snake, who made his Smash debut in 2008's Super Smash Bros. Brawl, is basically known for three things: being incredibly sneaky, killing bad people, and rocking a skin-tight suit that accentuates his beefy glutes. Sadly, Snake's butt doesn't get the representation it deserves in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
SEE ALSO: Waluigi was left out of 'Super Smash Bros. Ultimate' and fans are pissedTwitter user Iron Pineapple pointed out this injustice, comparing a picture of Snake's butt from 2004's Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakesto his butt in Ultimate.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Here's a fuller look at Snake and his ass from his Ultimateintroduction clip.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Look at that thing. You're telling me that this man's quads and hamstrings are that bigbut his ass is as flat as a pancake? It's not possible.
Snake's ass is a very important characteristic but for some reason Nintendo has toned down his perfectly toned posterior. For what? To not cause a distraction? Please.
We all know how important an ass is in third-person games. You're staring at it through the whole game so it needs to look good. The developers behind the Metal Gear Solid series clearly knew this when they sculpted the 3D model of Snake's butt.
Nintendo took all that hard work and flushed it down the drain. This is a disgrace.
Give us Snake's shapely ass back, you cowards.
Featured Video For You
'Super Smash Bros. Ultimate' will have more than 60 characters
Topics Gaming Nintendo
Search
Categories
Latest Posts
Q&A with tendercare founder and CEO Shauna Sweeney
2025-06-26 07:09HomeAway is renting out the Eiffel Tower for the first time ever
2025-06-26 06:37Uber test driver was watching Hulu during fatal crash
2025-06-26 04:58Today's Hurdle hints and answers for May 5, 2025
2025-06-26 04:35Popular Posts
Put Me In, Coach!
2025-06-26 06:30Why we're obsessed with cute avatars, from Bitmoji to Memoji
2025-06-26 06:30The best space selfies are all out of this world
2025-06-26 04:50Operation Mensch
2025-06-26 04:33Featured Posts
Today's Hurdle hints and answers for May 9, 2025
2025-06-26 07:00Google Measure app is available (but glitchy) on even more phones
2025-06-26 06:02Best vacuum mop combo deal: Save $140 on the Tineco Floor One S5
2025-06-26 05:14Popular Articles
The 10 Most Anticipated PC Games of 2016
2025-06-26 06:29Facebook blocks ad for actual news claiming it's 'political'
2025-06-26 05:40Q&A with tendercare founder and CEO Shauna Sweeney
2025-06-26 05:00Newsletter
Subscribe to our newsletter for the latest updates.
Comments (5711)
Sharing Information Network
Best portable power station deal: Save $179.01 on the EcoFlow River 2 Max
2025-06-26 07:08Sharing Information Network
Snap's Spectacles update makes it easier to share videos to Instagram
2025-06-26 06:29Opportunity Information Network
The best space selfies are all out of this world
2025-06-26 06:23Belief Information Network
Autoplaying video ads will soon invade your Facebook Messenger inbox
2025-06-26 04:54Habit Information Network
Best Apple deal: Save $19 on AirTag 4
2025-06-26 04:42