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The most magical post on the StarCraftsubreddit this week comes from user PraetorMojo, who thought it would be funny to create a Tinder profile for a Protoss Zealot.
SEE ALSO: How 'StarCraft II' is powering a clever HD remake of 'Diablo II'Spoiler alert: it's very funny.
"Just your average Protoss warrior," the profile reads. "I'm mixed but mostly from the Akaelie tribe with a bit of Furinax on my mom's side. Got nothing against Terrans, if anything, I love these dating 'apps.'"
The 19-year-old Protoss, whose name is Thuras, is a Templar with the Fleet of the Executor. He lives in the Citadel of Adun, and hopes to find a mate with whom he can "fight with valor together, honor Adun, or just enjoy some long walks on the beach."
So sweet.
The Protoss are a race of alien creatures from the StarCraft series. They're photosynthetic beings that hear and smell through their skin, emit light from their eyes when they feel strong emotions, and possess three hearts.
They can also live for as long as 1,000 years and don't possess lips. Good things to know if you're after a LTR.
Won't someone give this poor Protoss Zealot a chance?
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