【The Erotic Witch Project 4: Lust in Space】
Remember how millennials killed everything?The Erotic Witch Project 4: Lust in Space Well, add to that ever-burgeoning list the gainful employment of one beloved Mr Potato Head.
On April 1, 2019, also known as April Fools' Day, Hasbro announced the termination of our spud-like pal's contract to make way for his millennial replacement, Mr Avo Head.
SEE ALSO: We don't need April Fools' Day anymore because we're living a fake news nightmare"It’s no guaccident that the avocado was chosen to replace the carby potato," reads Hasbro's statement. "Hasbro has announced that Mr Potato Head will no longer be a star carb character and will be replaced with his soon to be Insta-famous rival, Mr Avo Head."

Apparently Mr Avo Head is a hipster with a top knot and beard. Just in case you hadn't got the whole "lol @ millennials" joke. Hilarious!
"True to character, the healthy, hipster Mr Avo Head, will sport a man bun and well-groomed beard, trendy sneakers, skinny jeans and will be listening to all the latest beats (which you won’t have heard yet) on his oversized headphones – all removable and interchangeable of course," reads Hasbro's statement. "If this is wrong, I don’t want to be ripe!"
"Mr Avo Head is suitable for millennials of all ages and will be launched at a date TBC," reads the statement.
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