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Make your father proud this Halloween — if not with a steady job980 Archives then with a Halloween costume that is also a pun.

Here's the thing: dads love dad jokes. So if you become a dad joke, your dad will love you, too.

Here are 20 of the finest, punniest costumes we could find. Happy Halloween, and may your family be proud of what you accomplish this season.

1. Iron Chef

Slip on this apron, then fire up the grill!

2. Fantasy Football

Touchdown for the, uh, Wizards.

3. Deviled Egg

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Feel free to enlist your favorite sibling — or even your dad, if he is interested — as the bacon.

4. Dunkin' Donut

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Put on your finest donut costume and hold a basketball in your hands. You don't actually have to dunk, but it would make your dad proud.

5. Beer on Tap

It's the holy trinity: Halloween, puns and brews.

6. Radiohead

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Cool festival dads (you know the ones!) will love this.

7. Fork in the Road

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So groan-worthy it's great.

8. Another Iron Chef for good measure

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Never gets old — just like dad.

9. Pot Head

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"Stay away from drugs." - Dad

10. Cap-sized Ship

Get it? Get it? Do you get it?

11. Deviled Egg

An oldie but a goodie — just like its culinary counterpart. And dad.

12. Snakes on a Plane

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This costume will give you valuable experience making a scatterplot, which could help you find a job someday.

13. Baseball Bat

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A ball game for bats? Ridiculous! Halloween is just batty.

14. Hashtags

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It's okay if you need to explain this one.

15. "Fit as a Fiddle"

All you need for this one is a fake violin, gym clothes and a *healthy* sense of humor.

16. Birdie Sanders, Hillary Kitten and Donald Pup

By Oct. 31, this will almost be tootopical. By the way, don't ask your dad who is he voting for.

17. Banana Split

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Extra points if you can do the splits.

18. Formal Apology

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Bonus: This one's entirely office-appropriate.

19. Shutterbug

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Smile for the camera, which is held by a bug.

20. Maroon 5

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Trust us. Your dad knows what Maroon 5 is by now. Adam Levine is on The Voice.

BONUS: Go Back to the Future with these DIY costumes