【Seinfeld Porn Parody】

2025-06-25 22:17:58 450 views 477 comments

When Jimmy Kimmel brought out a bunch of tourists from a bus to the Oscars to help themselves to celebrities' personal belongings,Seinfeld Porn Parody there was one standout couple -- Gary from Chicago and his fiancee, Vicky.

Ryan Gosling, sensing the cameras love the duo, leans in for a Lost in Translationmoment to whisper something either sacred or profane in Vicky's ear. Now we have the great mystery of Oscars 2017.

So what is it? Perhaps he says, "You're welcome for saving jazz."

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Maybe he whispers, "Hey girl, I just figured this out. It's pretty cool. La La Landmeans..." Gosling takes a dramatic pause. "It's Los Angeles."

SEE ALSO: Jimmy Kimmel's joke sounded better when women did it first

We may never know for certain, but naturally, there are some theories on Twitter:

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