【Gary Eberhart Archives】

OK,Gary Eberhart Archives congratulations Blake Shelton, I guess.

You have successfully managed to beat some odds, and have convinced the editorial board of People magazine to name you the Sexiest Man Alive. Nice.

But as much as you want everyone to look at the that big bold title on the cover of that magazine, it can't distract us from the real thing on everyone's mind. Something that you have shown in picture after picture over the years.

Well, now we demand to know.

What are you hiding behind your head, Blake Shelton?

On this just spectacular cover, and so many other photos, it is very clear that you, Grammy Award-nominated artist Blake Shelton, have something you're holding just out of sight behind your head.

So what is it? What is it, Blake?

Is it one of those weird scalp pimples that you just can't help but itch?

Is it a bald spot your aging barber made, but you don't want to stop going to him because he's a sweet old man and without your business, he would fail?

Is it your "sweet somethings" for later because you know you always get hungry after a photoshoot?

Is it a cube of ice you're using to cool yourself down because, as you always say, "Blake's gotta stay 68 degrees or things get bad?"

Is it a piece of paper with your gym locker combination on it, because you alwaysforget it and Gary said last time that he will NOT open it up for you again, because it's gym policy?

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Is it this "cool mouse" you caught in the corner of the room that you can't wait to show your bassist whom you've always wanted to be better friends with and maybe this will bring you closer together?

Is it your passport and insurance documents because you never want to leave them at your house because your afraid of a fire and you keep meaning to buy a safe, but you haven't gotten around to it yet?

Is it some extra buttons for your shirt because you're sick of losing them and never having a replacement?

Is it cashews because you love cashews?

Is it some napkins, because you know you just can't say "no" to the ice cream shop around the corner and when you eat ice cream, you EAT ice cream, and much of it invariably ends up on your pants?

What exactly are you doing with your hand, Gwen Stefani-dating Blake Shelton?

You can tell us. This is a safe place. A safe place for the apparent sexiest man alive.

Are you making sure no one photographs the neat Marvin the Martian neck tattoo you got last spring but then regretted when you finally went back and rewatched those episodes of Looney Tunes?

Are you looking for the coin you're worried someone will pluck behind your ear?

Are you perpetually swatting your neck, just in casea mosquito happens to be on your head?

Are you hiding that bar code those strange, tall people put on your head after they walked out of the beam of light from the sky and threatened your life by talking in a series of clicks that you somehow understood?

Are you holding someone's card from a trick you performed on someone three months ago, and they unexpectedly, and quite surprisingly, slipped into a coma, and you're still waiting for them to wake up so you can proudly ask, "Is THIS your card?"

Are you making sure your Icy Hot patch is firmly attached to your neck because all those years of being a musician and bobbing your head to the beat has really taken its toll on your upper back?

Is it the pogs that you meant to trade with your neighbor before you headed into the shoot, but her mom said that she was eating and couldn't come out and your forgot that the pockets on your shorts are just decorative?

Is it your Apple TV remote?

Is it a few Brussel sprouts that your personal chef made for lunch that you spit into you hand because he really hasn't figured out how to cook them right and you hate to hurt his feelings because he's had a rough month?

Is it your grocery store rewards card that you had to carry because you forgot your keys and you wanted to pick up some yoghurt on the way home because its on sale?

Is it a tip cheat sheet because you can neverremember how to figure out 20%?

Is it nothing and you just want people to ask because you demand attention despite being given this illustrious honor?

Whatever it is, your fans, and those who find you sexy, deserve to know.